We often come across some generous helping hands at home, work place, restaurants and many other places. These hands lend their skills and compliment our lives. Just imagine a day when maid doesn't come without prior intimation (of corse, its there birth right), the day is spent witnessing mom's tantrums in silence. Now before u guys decide to leave my Lazy Sunday Post unread let me assure that i am not gonna narrate a so-very-common-scene of every household. This post is dedicated to some innocent faces who in the name of "Helping Hands" harass us to hell.....
Yes, we have a brigade comprising six helping hands at my work place who are paid to sit idle and gossip endlessly. Fearless fellows i must say and i admire them for this. Their unusually annoying and sometimes funny activities have urged me to mention their names in BLACK (Golden not available) words.
1. The Supervisor-Manish
Hai na Isstyleee boss...
He is the oldest of all and thus he is the BOSS. He calls himself supervisor and so just do so.
No Work, No Play, Only Chat is his mantra to survive and Kudos to him for this.
He is seen either talking on phone or pricking the other two with a pin. Yesss thats how he spends his day at office.
You will often see him getting numb whenever whereabouts of any file or papers is asked. At times he even misplace couriers.
The files visible by his side are left at his mercy to be arranged and look how well are they treated guuurrrrr.....
I wonder if he does believe in Gandhi g's principles and may be that's why he wont answer anything asked leaving me wide eyed-open mouth.
Have heard about him being a regular visitor to Jaipur's Red Light Area...Ahem ahem (with my eyes rolling)
2. Most dedicated disciple-Chand
Don't go at his smiling appearance coz it's the only thing he does-whenever asked, scolded, showered with harsh words/Gaali or any other random thing.
Sources say that he dances with the mop in hand while singing "Chand si Mehbooba ho meri......"
Don't let your sense of humor betray you if you listen "Madam aapke liye to chand ki jaan b haazir h" whenever you asks requests him to do something.
He moves around with an open offer to sell his kidney for a daily income of Rs. 20/- throughout his life.
His guts allow him to come office drunk (yes, he has done this)...Bravo !!!!
"Jarda" (tobacco) is his favorite snack. On forcing him to leave it he replies - Sir chahe office se nikal do lekin ye nhi chut skta (sir you can expel me from office but i cant leave eating this)...habits...SIGH
3. Office ka Don Kaun-Shubham
Our local gunda...hafta vasooli, dhamki, maar-pitai u say it and he has it.
Manish and Chand blindly follows his words...after all Don ki baat kon taal skta h
Drives the office vehicle and has been a culprit of threatening staff by moving the speedometer to its right, sharp cuts, ignoring traffic lights, not wearing seat belt and every other possible action to establish his Herogiri.
Always boisterous of his Casanova image numbering his Girlfriends.
These three Dabangs are of their own kind and i really wish so because having them as a helping hand needs tons of courage to deal with.
....and yeah they daily read see English newspaper thoroughly and on asking as to do they understood anything they reply - Bus accha lgta h....
PS :They all have their FB accounts so if wanna know them better you can be friends with them.
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